Chorus: If you watch me you will see I’m not cheap, I’m just thrifty
Cheap cheap cheap cheap cheap cheap cheap
It’s thrifty to just repeat!
Everyday of my life I gotta pay a price
To the man, but my plan is save money where I can.
Take tuna fish, hey, I’m not rich
So instead of mayonnaise, I get cheap dijonnaise!
Some call it yellow mustard, I call it God’s custard
Cause for just one dollar, I get a whole bottle!
Let’s talk toothpaste, it’s such a waste
Not to cut the tube when ya think it’s all used!
Still enough, hey, take out your brush,
Now scrape the side, don’t let it hide!
Going to the grocery store, only way to get more,
Coupons galore, don’t buy if you’re not sure!!!
She’s thrifty, she’s not cheap
She’s thrifty, I don’t think she’s cheap!
When I’m going out, I never have a doubt
Gonna be a pricey night, but my pockets are tight!
So I bring along a flask, then at the bar I ask
Can I just have a glass, of coooca-cola, don’t ya know I Take TP from people’s parties
Bring tupperware, put h’ors doeurves in there.
Tomorrow night, warm em’ up just right,
Oh what a delight, it’s free dinner tonight!!!
She’s thrifty, she’s not cheap
She’s thrifty, I don’t think she’s cheap
This might come across as ghetto, I think I better let you
In on my secret, don’t repeat that I still agree that, if it was me I’d
Take leftovers from the next table over!
No, it’s not grosser, I watched them move it over!
They didn’t want it, shouldn’t have bought it.
I’ll take it home there’s still meat on that bone,
No, I don’t have a dog, I’ll eat it dummy!!!
Always unscrew lightbulbs that aren’t glued,
Cause you know it’s true, they’re at least two
Dollars at the store, do it like a chore,
But it’s never a bore, like stealing condoms from a whore!!!
She’s thrifty, she’s not cheap!
She’s thrifty, I don’t think she’s cheap! Is she though?
