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Dirty Dishes


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There’s a lot on Earth to hate. Some people. Some places. When you get gum stuck to your shoes. Paying a lot of money for a dinner that wasn’t good. Waiting for the dryer to finish drying your clothes only to realize it’s broken and you’ve been waiting an hour and your clothes are still […]

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Faster Food


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The problem with humans is that we eat too much and produce so much waste. I don’t mean the inevitable 30 minute bathroom vacay after dippin into a Baskin Robbins. I mean that a lot of our food comes in packaging that is very wasteful. Now, I know I’m in the minority here, but food […]

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Booty Lovin

Well it’s been quite a while since I’ve written a blog. Not sure if blogging is still even a thing or if maybe I should be mumble rapping this or taking artsy pictures of food depicting my story. Anyway, I’m old school, so I’m going to type it on my computer that I can put […]

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“Wiggle” BABY PARODY


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Sleeping Baby and What I Learned About Tape

I laid my 4 month old Xavier, on his belly to take a nap 30 minutes ago (despite all the warnings I found on Google) and although he’s probably enjoying the most peaceful sleep he’s ever had, I’ve already checked on him (7), wait….(8) times. I blame Google. Since the night I went into

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Stream of Mindyness 9

PRESS PLAY TO HEAR ME READ THIS BLOG TO YOU! I work with dogs so the downside is that I have to pick up a lot of their poop, but the upside is that they don’t think it smells like

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Yawning Puppies


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Check out what’s going through the minds of these cute but sleepy puppies!

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Judging People’s Innocence Based On Their Mugshots

PRESS PLAY TO HEAR ME READ THIS BLOG TO YOU! I think people’s innocence should be judged solely on how guilty they look in their mugshot. I mean, take exhibit A here:

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All I Need Is a Good Pair of Underwear

PRESS PLAY TO HEAR ME READ THIS BLOG TO YOU! First of all, I’m not sure why it’s called a ‘pair’ of underwear. Let me look this up, please stand by while I peruse

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I can make the phone book sound interesting!