I’m expecting to discover a dead body…

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I start my day at work walking dogs. Now I walk these dogs on the same route every morning. I should probably set the scene for you to fully understand exactly where this fear stems from. The neighborhood where I walk them is

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What Your Car Says About You

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I think it’s really funny what people decide to put on their cars. I mean, if you think about it, your car can really tell a lot about you. Let’s take

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‘staches


Living an existence of 31 years on this planet so far, it has come to my attention that mustaches are quite possibly the funniest things in the world. It seems hilarious to me that guys would honestly sport a stache and be totally serious about it. Not that I’m outwardly mocking the many people out there who have them, it’s just that when I see

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Bed Warmer Upper

I know that body pillows already exist, but this is different. I’m not talking about a big huge pillow that you can cuddle up with at night to replace a person, I’m talking about

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I don’t judge people, I invent things about them…


“Don’t judge a book by it’s cover, ” yeah, yeah, I get it, I don’t judge people by their outward appearances. That’s not fun at all. What is fun, is seeing people and letting my mind wander about what their deal in life is. For instance, the other day, I’m sitting at a red light on the corner of Santa Monica Blvd and Cahuenga in

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I would only hire Bums and Sign Twirlers…


If I owned my own company, I would only hire Bums and Sign Twirlers. I’m sure that just by making that statement, it’s already pretty obvious as to why, however I’ll let you in on a few of my reasons. First of all, they seem to be pretty easy to please. Sign Twirlers get really excited when you just wave to them or honk your horn while they are

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Girl’s POV on ‘I’ll Make Love To You’ by Boys II Men


I went to a B..B..Boyz II Men concert last weekend. They were missing the deep voiced guy, but other that, they still sounded good. So they sang one of their singles from back in the day, ‘I’ll Make Love To You,’ and as I was listening to it, it occurred to me just how funny the lyrics would be if the girl they were singing to, was really just looking for a one night stand, and not into this whole

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F*** Dinner Parties


You may be wondering about the title of my blog. I’m sorry if this offends you. I never curse out loud but sometimes I curse when I’m thinking about something and since you are reading this, then it’s just in your head and not out loud, so you shouldn’t be offended.

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Velcro Jeans? Yes.

Million Dollar Idea #10

Jeans. Yep, good for any occasion. Pair them with a nice shirt and shoes, fancy. Throw on a tee shirt, now you’re casual. But geez louise isn’t it annoying when those jeans that fit juuust right when you first put them on, start sliding down your booty halfway through the day because the fabric has become a little stretched out. Don’t act like you don’t know about that. I love putting

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