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Have you ever been in line in a Target or Walmart or any of those sort of ‘have everything’ type of stores and glanced to your left and right to look at the items they have on display next …
Yes I do need that pocket size ‘insert random item here’
I am soooo un-hip…
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I find myself becoming more and more aware of this facet of life with every passing day. When I was little, I distinctly remember being in the car with my Mom and listening to some type of …
Hmmm, Is That Really A VCR Repair Shop?
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Last weekend we had to get our vacuum repaired, so we went to a vacuum repair shop. Now, I didn’t even know that these places existed, but it turns out …
I’m expecting to discover a dead body…
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I start my day at work walking dogs. Now I walk these dogs on the same route every morning. I should probably set the scene for you to fully understand exactly where this fear stems from. The neighborhood where I walk them is …
What Your Car Says About You
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I think it’s really funny what people decide to put on their cars. I mean, if you think about it, your car can really tell a lot about you. Let’s take …
‘staches
Living an existence of 31 years on this planet so far, it has come to my attention that mustaches are quite possibly the funniest things in the world. It seems hilarious to me that guys would honestly sport a stache and be totally serious about it. Not that I’m outwardly mocking the many people out there who have them, it’s just that when I see …
Bed Warmer Upper
I know that body pillows already exist, but this is different. I’m not talking about a big huge pillow that you can cuddle up with at night to replace a person, I’m talking about …
I don’t judge people, I invent things about them…
“Don’t judge a book by it’s cover, ” yeah, yeah, I get it, I don’t judge people by their outward appearances. That’s not fun at all. What is fun, is seeing people and letting my mind wander about what their deal in life is. For instance, the other day, I’m sitting at a red light on the corner of Santa Monica Blvd and Cahuenga in …
I would only hire Bums and Sign Twirlers…
If I owned my own company, I would only hire Bums and Sign Twirlers. I’m sure that just by making that statement, it’s already pretty obvious as to why, however I’ll let you in on a few of my reasons. First of all, they seem to be pretty easy to please. Sign Twirlers get really excited when you just wave to them or honk your horn while they are …